Purpose


Sitting in a Mexican restaurant one evening, a friend of mine politely challenged me on a story I had just finished telling.

Friend: “Shut the hell up, dude.  No way that shit’s true.”

At the exact moment he claimed that so many of my “tall tales” seemed cartoonishly ridiculous, I took a bite of my burrito and spit out a human tooth.

Friend: “Whoa!  Is that yours?”
Josh: {feeling around my mouth} “I don’t think so.”

I immediately approached one of the employees and showed her the molar.

Josh: “So I just found something interesting in my burrito.  I’m not going to bias your opinion, but what does this look like to you?”

She stared at the object for a moment, then said –

Employee: “Turkey?”
Josh: “Turkey?!  Are you ser –?!  You’re a Mexican restaurant.  You don’t even serve turkey.”
Employee: {pause, then} “Mexican turkey?”

Back at the table, my friend apologized for his earlier remark.

* * *

No, I just made that up.  But a lot of stuff like that happens to me.  I swear.

This website is a collection of my miscellaneous writing over the years — some true, some based in reality, and some completely false…but hopefully all entertaining.

Peruse at your leisure — and PLEASE RATE THE PIECES.  That way, the cream will rise to the top.  Thanks and enjoy.

- Josh Lehrman

3 Responses to Purpose

  1. Dear Josh,

    Entertaining shit, good shit… I could eat that shit. Okay, why am I writing you a complete stranger (or in fact someone who I know whose face I would recognize and now am embarassing myself). I am editing a book I wrote about twelve years ago that I use to teach short films. I think your columns are the great beginning jumping off places for a short film. So, I would like, with your permission to see if I can use one of your brief imagined or real interludes to spark and idea or two or — as well as — if you want to muse how you might develop a snipit into a snip and into a short film concept or a webisode… that would be great, and I could interview you for my book, too!
    Have you ever written a short? I see you went to UCLA, I teach at USC, but I am good pals with Lew Hunter where I was an exec at Columbia Pictures TV.
    So, love to hear your thoughts… As well as, it would be great to get your take on being a writers asst. how you broke into that, what your suggestions for using short branded media to launch a career. A blog is short branded media, is it not, or is it now if it is not transposed into a visual medium. A debate has been officially or unofficially launched. Best, Devo http://www.devoronpix.com
    http://www.thescriptbroker.com http://www.noblehouseentertainment.com

  2. This just makes me smile and laugh. You’re
    very entertaining. Thanks!

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