25. Canine dominance
24. Most male leading actors (except for Robert Mitchum, Gene Hackman, and James Caan)
23. The Rolex watch
22. Sword swallowing
21. The Village People (and/or the entire U.S. Navy and/or pirates)
20. The HBO series Oz
19. Cigar smoking
18. Fancy shaving kits
17. Firemen
16. Exercise
15. Tailored suits
14. Nazi SS uniforms
13. Ellen Degeneres
12. Flamenco dancing
11. Sleeveless shirts (and/or any shirtless activities)
10. 50 Cent’s line “I’m a general / Salute me, soldier”
9. Mounting
8. Wrestling
7. Suicide
6. Every male chef other than Boyardee
5. The rodeo
4. Men who derisively call each other “bitches”; specifically, “I’m gonna make you my bitch!”
3. Mustaches
2. Fraternity hazing rituals
1. Meth addiction
